weepysheep:

“and the universe said…”

(via domesticninja)

toolatetogobacktosleep:

Sometimes I hear defying gravity and remember why I’m still alive.

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toholdeverycard:

modern day hamilton: the reynolds pamphlet is a series of 700 tweets. even washington unfollows him

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darthbanes:

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

dlmoisttlotjidnftdsaydihbpjfastmne: Don’t lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.

(via sexmeupscotty)

lindsaylohoean:

I want to be hydrated but if that means I gotta pee every 10 minutes then count me out sorry about your luck kidneys

(via sexmeupscotty)

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wirtish:

neko atsume go: collect any real life cats that you see, just grab them

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becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via domesticninja)

bakrua:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

(via domesticninja)

meladoodle:

being a food critic would be fantastic because you could eat a lot, get paid AND be mean to people

(via domesticninja)

lady-arryn:

margaery tyrell + rainbow
(requested by anonymous)

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photographingly:

he does

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jennifer, 20. aquarius. hufflepuff. I want to believe. ig: chromaticlove